Walking Conundrum

I’m a walking conundrum…

I am hungry, but I am also fat. Don’t eat it, Sister.

I am fat, but I also like cheese dip. Order a “small” cheese dip.

I want pretty hair, but dang, I don’t want to wash it today. Lazy.

I like nice clothes, but I sho ain’t going shopping. Ewww.

People are awesome, but when I go out, it’s so people-y. No.

I’m pretty smart, but don’t ask me nothing. Use your brain.

I love helping people, but my God, can y’all do anything for yourself?

Invite me, but I probably won’t come. I know. It’s dumb.

I want you to be my friend…wait…that’s too close. Back up some.

I need sleep, but I thrive on creating awesome things.

Time to be creative? Nope, I’m too sleepy. Can’t.

Text me! (OMG, did you just call? Don’t call.)

I want good skin, but I go to bed with make-up on. Yep.

I want to be a hot chick, but let me throw on these leggings and this hoodie.

I swear…

Published by Window Seat Sensibility Blog

Practical wisdom, joys and pains, motivation and tough love, from the perspective of a Mississippi mom, traveler, business owner, accomplisher of things, substance seeker, and full-time dreamer

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